Council
We Have Biscuits...
Dr. Arcanonn
Little is known of the origins of “Dr.” Arcanonn, but stealing that lab coat has certainly escalated.
Bungalo (Emeritus)
Bungalo, Head and founder of Canonn Protection Services (CPS), enjoys barnacles and long walks on Merope 5c.
Delmonte
Delmonte – Head of controlling inter-spacial realities (PG), Organiser of Sub Space communications (Discord), Group ambassador with Frontier Developments. Oh and general dogs body…
Factabulous
They say Factabulous has clones across the galaxy – some say doing science, some say stealing underwear, most say just very, very lost. All Factabulous knows is there was an incident with a micropipette and a brewery tour…
Hugo Ross (Emeritus)
Hugo Ross – The sexiest commander in the galaxy but it doesn’t stop there, Hugo has the brain smarts too, he once opened a bottle despite the lack of a bottle opener!
Huros
Prof Huros PhD(A.S.S) – Master Barsteward of the good ship CRV Murp’s Mum. Enjoys deep tissue massages in picturesque deep space locations and performing alien autopsy on living aliens. Also set up Lab 69 for exploring the deeper mysteries of Anti-Social Science and prepping for alien invasion.
Klassic
I’ve been floating in space for several years now, fumbling from one Gin Bar to the next. Only to black out and find myself thousands of LY’s away from the Bubble in a crudely welded together ASP Explorer using Confidential pages from the Ministry of Archives as a pillow.
Per Mare, Per Terras, Per Constellatum, Semper Vigilans
Kyp Shard
After the [̝̘̙͓̤͕ͭ̒̅͞R̡̙̺̠̗̞̼̤͌̍͂͛̾͞͝Ė̶̡͖̫̪̰̥̰̹͔̒͌̓͂̅̃̎D̸̡̹̞͉̱͓͌̅̃ͭ̾ͦḀ̡͇̻̠̖̣̙̎͒̄͆ͨͭÇ̵̛͍̪̗̤ͭͯ̋̊T̛̿͂͆̋́͏̼͚̤̖Ę̳͆͗̾̕Dͮ̉͒ͭ̍̔ͥ͏̵̹̮]̲͉͉͔̺̌͒̑ͩ͂ͨͅ incident of 3301, Shard [̷̠̱̹͙͚͔̗̹̪̯̹̱͕͉͐̎̃͗̎̃̊̇̀̉͘͘R̶̡̬̳̙̲͚̥̙̪̖̼͗͛͠È̷̹̹̣̝̲̟̮̞̲̝͇͖̠͊̃̑̀͂̌̄̊̋̽̀́̍̕ͅD̵̛͔̘͖̱̖͗͌͋̓̂̂͂͊͜A̸̹̯͛̓͊̾̓̄͂͘͠͝͝C̴̡̢̡̢̳̯̭͖̣̘̾̊T̸̢̛̥͙̲̬̰̝̗͈̱̜̤͚̖̳̀͌̈͆̓̓͝͝͝͝E̵̢̨̯̠̗̭̞̼͎͍̗̬̐͗̈́̐͒̾̊̋̌̄̃͗̈́͝D̸̙͔̰̹̫̞̹͠ͅ]̵̋̿̔͆̌͘͜͝the council. Based in [REDACTED] he has [͙͚̣͍͙͆͂̿̂R̅͊͌̏͐̐̍҉͉͚̖͙̘ED̸͓͓̼̼̩̯A̢͕̖̲͕͌̒͛̿͆C͙͔̍́ͦ͊̚T̙͙̗̟͕͚ͯ͑E̙̯̹ͩ͘D̡̖͓̭̮͇̺̹͊̄ ̟̺͕̞̤̱̹͋̍͞Ŕ͑̿͏E̬̯͓͐͆͘ͅD̷̒͐ͯ̄ͪA̤͚͔͇͓̘͋ͭ͢C̝͈ͨ̌ͣ̑̃͆̆T̤E͈ͨ̄̂D̪̺ ̎̐R̴̮͎̋͛E͕̣̱̦̪͠D͙̩̖̠̘ͤ̏ͧͣ͂̓ͪͅA̜̽ͫ̄͂̆̍C̋̿͋̊ͧͫT̛͕̜͈̘ͫE̮̙̹̦̱͛̽͑̇̾D̸̰̰̟̲̮͕]̵̙̼̣̋ͪ̿ͯ͋ͣ and still to this day [Ŗ̵̼̼̳̱̣̙̞̺̗͐͗̔́͌̀͊̽̚͜͜͝Ẹ̸̏̎̏̊̒͊̾̒ͅD̶͇͓̭̰͊̍͗͑͛̃͆̾͐͊̾̓̽͘̕A̶̢̧͚̪̺̪͓͍̪̯̜̭̹̋̌̾̇̑͊̄͌͗̈́͘̚͝C̴̢͔̙̗͚͖͙̎̅̿̉̆͆͆̈́͌̚ͅT̶̫͖͈̯̺̬̩̯̂́Ȅ̷̗͙͈̹̼̰̌̈̒̈̀̓͒͜Ḑ̶̫̯͔͇͍͉̫̰̤̅̈̓̐̒͋̈͆̄̇͌̆̔͠͝]
LCU No Fool Like One
On secondment from the Miskatonic University pending the conclusion of an investigation by the ethics comittee into the human thargoid student exchange program LCU No Fool Like One has been applying his expertise to Canonn R&D.
Lord Zoltan (Emeritus)
I like Biscuits and
I like Whisky but not at
The same time, stupid.Nicholas Powell
Sentimental and (allegedly) corrupt? Sol accent but Varatian citizenship? Addicted to gin and allergic to slavery? That’d be money-grabbing space spiv and current group representative to Community Management, Nicholas Powell.
Outspan
Lady Outspan – the balancing feminine light of the council. Keeper of the coinage and holder of the leather purse. Furever at your service what ever you need. Enjoys all types of game play and can bash out a tune or two on the ivories.
Patau82
Always brooding over the background sim on behalf of the Canonn, Cmdr Monkey D Luffy brings a solid grasp of what is needed to keep our faction on the straight and narrow. Also flies a mean combat ship, allegedly.
Captain Rebuy
Doesn’t get out in the black as much as he should on account of a constant drive to revisit the insurance office. Has an allergy to using big ships for anything except long-distance travel.
RedWizzard
Invited to hide out on Varati after the great UA heist of 3301, RedWizzard stumbled into a Council meeting one day and has been pretending to belong ever since… for the free biscuits.
SovereignWinter
Some say he’s just three anomalies locked in a space suit. Others say he’s just a crazed explorer who desperately needs a shower. Whatever he is, he’s always out in the black; bringing the light of Canonn into the void and the knowledge buried there back. His lab is dedicated to biscuit powered personal FSD experiments.
Starbeaver
Starbeaver – Head of Departments & Events Support. Professional Space-Bum. Enjoys Exploration & Curries.
The Council are assisted by the Department Heads, each responsible for different aspects of the group.
Mykl Atrum
Department Head – Usually found stumbling around the void looking for the esoteric and eldritch mysteries of the universe. Or has his nose in a book.
Molan Ryke
Department Head – Gets up close and personal with stars. Landing on the most extreme planets, surfing near the surface of stars. Want to go to the Magellanic Clouds someday.
Keybuk (Cmdr Scott - Emeritus)
Former Department Head – CMDR Scott obsessively visits every point of interest in the galaxy, and chases clues to find new ones. Speaks fluent binary, and can sense a Herald from 1,000 Ls away.
Panpiper
Department Head – Often found around nebula, specialist in Barnacles and investigating other organic or geological curiosities. Some say if you say Barnacle three times, he will hear and be there to answer questions.
Dr Strange
Department Head – Hello there my fellow scientists, my name is Dr. Strange, but people call me doc or strange for short, i am your local scientific in-game millionaire, who loves taking nice screenies.
Clarion-Z
Department Head – Ship collector with unhealthy love for tech and puzzles. Always looking forward for the next Canonnball run.
Maligno
Department Head – Ever since he learned the numerous claims saying that Thargoid Structures are growing are complete and utter garbage, Maligno has worked hard to do carry out investigations that are both scientifically and mathematically rigorous. Maligno even performs the, um, vivisection of Thargoid Interceptors with great care and rigor. Thargoid Resin and biscuits do go nicely together.
Redden Alt-Mer
Department Head – As a Canonn recruit, he spent one month in his Asp listening to barnacle sounds. When the S&R guys found him in a delusional delirium, they were surprised he hadn’t barnacles outgrowth on him. Now he deals with anything that’s Thargoid related, from decoding signals to trying to map their behaviors. In his free time, he tries to dig details on our past interactions with the Thargoids out of the superpowers muddy records.
Larzok
Department Head – CFN Anchor and nominal leader of a cult of hedonistic war happy cat worshippers. Got Nip?
DMehaffy
Department Head – Bit of a mad scientist, usually found doing crazy (sometimes unethical) experiments in the R&D lab in the aft of Gnosis. Insists the failure of the engines is never his fault…
ABish
Sort of around sometimes. Other times not. Also a rat.
Dave Hedgehog
o7 Moderator. Old, sometimes grumpy, sometimes in game :slight_smile:
Dommaarraa
Sometime head of Futile Science, more often doing Faction Progenitor work for the BGS. Prophet of doom and more Tree than Human.
Dutch Foster (Emeritus)
That crazy guy that saw Mickey Mouse down in the rift. Currently scheduled for shock therapy at Lab-69 if they can catch him
MadRaptor
A geo and bio nut born from the unused prototypes of creation. A uniquely strange individual who feels more at home amongst the rocks and creatures of the galaxy than the humans. If you need info on anything geological, he’ll point you in the right direction, but beware he can be a bit HARD headed…
Mhyre
Runs a space baguette black market in a secret room on board of the Gnosis. SPACE BAGUETTE BEST BAGUETTE!
NetSlayer
I am definitely human. I enjoy the nature of highly organised spreadsheets. Chaotic Organics be damned.
Netstalker
No, you can’t have Prismatic Shields early. Made Arcanonn bot and plays too much Half-Life.
Node
Interceptor Romancer, Krait Collector and totally not a Thargoid Spy…
Ratking15
A Founder of Canonn (Retired Council Member), Crazy Rat operating android human keeping a UA for the world record and still going. Disappears for long periods for unknown reasons.
Runcible Shaw (Emeritus)
He disappeared for 6 months and then returned right before the Thargoids attacked. Coincidence?
Shagohad
The crazy space stoner who lives in a space ship. Likes to talk about technogizmowhatsits and space.
Stoyben XI
“I like breaking the ideals of simpletons, I live to watch the reality of their absurdity set in.” – Stoyben Xi
Synjorai
Usually found looking for nice place to take pictures and helping out newer people.
Ukumio
Some describe Ukumio as aloof, he just says he is distracted but if you need him he’ll always be there.
Waabbit
Slightly elusive, usually found rooting around in the Gnosis Gin Bar, getting harassed by old men.
Zantetzou (Galnet Janitor)
I am the galnet janitor.
I manage the galnet bot to ensure the news gets to you in a timely manner.
I can also mop the floor like a pro.