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We Have Biscuits...

The Canonn Council is made up of a rag-tag bunch of combined pilots and forumites who have participated in the UA / Barnacle / Thargoid mystery and/or contributed to the running of the Canonn group. In general, all of them have demonstrated extreme wit (sic), valour (sic), intelligence (sic) and – most importantly – a talent for crafting the finest hats from tinfoil. They are as follows (in alphabetical order)
  • Dr. Arcanonn

    Little is known of the origins of “Dr.” Arcanonn, but stealing that lab coat has certainly escalated.

  • Bungalo (Emeritus)

    Bungalo, Head and founder of Canonn Protection Services (CPS), enjoys barnacles and long walks on Merope 5c.

  • Delmonte

    Delmonte – Head of controlling inter-spacial realities (PG), Organiser of Sub Space communications (Discord), Group ambassador with Frontier Developments. Oh and general dogs body…

  • Factabulous

    They say Factabulous has clones across the galaxy – some say doing science, some say stealing underwear, most say just very, very lost. All Factabulous knows is there was an incident with a micropipette and a brewery tour…

  • Hugo Ross (Emeritus)

    Hugo Ross – The sexiest commander in the galaxy but it doesn’t stop there, Hugo has the brain smarts too, he once opened a bottle despite the lack of a bottle opener!

  • Huros

    Prof Huros PhD(A.S.S) – Master Barsteward of the good ship CRV Murp’s Mum. Enjoys deep tissue massages in picturesque deep space locations and performing alien autopsy on living aliens. Also set up Lab 69 for exploring the deeper mysteries of Anti-Social Science and prepping for alien invasion.

  • Klassic

    I’ve been floating in space for several years now, fumbling from one Gin Bar to the next. Only to black out and find myself thousands of LY’s away from the Bubble in a crudely welded together ASP Explorer using Confidential pages from the Ministry of Archives as a pillow.

    Per Mare, Per Terras, Per Constellatum, Semper Vigilas

  • Kyp Shard

    After the [̝̘̙͓̤͕ͭ̒̅͞R̡̙̺̠̗̞̼̤͌̍͂͛̾͞͝Ė̶̡͖̫̪̰̥̰̹͔̒͌̓͂̅̃̎D̸̡̹̞͉̱͓͌̅̃ͭ̾ͦḀ̡͇̻̠̖̣̙̎͒̄͆ͨͭÇ̵̛͍̪̗̤ͭͯ̋̊T̛̿͂͆̋́͏̼͚̤̖Ę̳͆͗̾̕Dͮ̉͒ͭ̍̔ͥ͏̵̹̮]̲͉͉͔̺̌͒̑ͩ͂ͨͅ incident of 3301, Shard [̷̠̱̹͙͚͔̗̹̪̯̹̱͕͉͐̎̃͗̎̃̊̇̀̉͘͘R̶̡̬̳̙̲͚̥̙̪̖̼͗͛͠È̷̹̹̣̝̲̟̮̞̲̝͇͖̠͊̃̑̀͂̌̄̊̋̽̀́̍̕ͅD̵̛͔̘͖̱̖͗͌͋̓̂̂͂͊͜A̸̹̯͛̓͊̾̓̄͂͘͠͝͝C̴̡̢̡̢̳̯̭͖̣̘̾̊T̸̢̛̥͙̲̬̰̝̗͈̱̜̤͚̖̳̀͌̈͆̓̓͝͝͝͝E̵̢̨̯̠̗̭̞̼͎͍̗̬̐͗̈́̐͒̾̊̋̌̄̃͗̈́͝D̸̙͔̰̹̫̞̹͠ͅ]̵̋̿̔͆̌͘͜͝the council. Based in [REDACTED] he has [͙͚̣͍͙͆͂̿̂R̅͊͌̏͐̐̍҉͉͚̖͙̘ED̸͓͓̼̼̩̯A̢͕̖̲͕͌̒͛̿͆C͙͔̍́ͦ͊̚T̙͙̗̟͕͚ͯ͑E̙̯̹ͩ͘D̡̖͓̭̮͇̺̹͊̄ ̟̺͕̞̤̱̹͋̍͞Ŕ͑̿͏E̬̯͓͐͆͘ͅD̷̒͐ͯ̄ͪA̤͚͔͇͓̘͋ͭ͢C̝͈ͨ̌ͣ̑̃͆̆T̤E͈ͨ̄̂D̪̺ ̎̐R̴̮͎̋͛E͕̣̱̦̪͠D͙̩̖̠̘ͤ̏ͧͣ͂̓ͪͅA̜̽ͫ̄͂̆̍C̋̿͋̊ͧͫT̛͕̜͈̘ͫE̮̙̹̦̱͛̽͑̇̾D̸̰̰̟̲̮͕]̵̙̼̣̋ͪ̿ͯ͋ͣ and still to this day [Ŗ̵̼̼̳̱̣̙̞̺̗͐͗̔́͌̀͊̽̚͜͜͝Ẹ̸̏̎̏̊̒͊̾̒ͅD̶͇͓̭̰͊̍͗͑͛̃͆̾͐͊̾̓̽͘̕A̶̢̧͚̪̺̪͓͍̪̯̜̭̹̋̌̾̇̑͊̄͌͗̈́͘̚͝C̴̢͔̙̗͚͖͙̎̅̿̉̆͆͆̈́͌̚ͅT̶̫͖͈̯̺̬̩̯̂́Ȅ̷̗͙͈̹̼̰̌̈̒̈̀̓͒͜Ḑ̶̫̯͔͇͍͉̫̰̤̅̈̓̐̒͋̈͆̄̇͌̆̔͠͝]

  • LCU No Fool Like One

    On secondment from the Miskatonic University pending the conclusion of an investigation by the ethics comittee into the human thargoid student exchange program LCU No Fool Like One has been applying his expertise to Canonn R&D.

  • Lord Zoltan (Emeritus)

    I like Biscuits and
    I like Whisky but not at
    The same time, stupid.

  • Nicholas Powell

    Sentimental and (allegedly) corrupt? Sol accent but Varatian citizenship? Addicted to gin and allergic to slavery? That’d be money-grabbing space spiv and current group representative to Community Management, Nicholas Powell.

  • Outspan

    Lady Outspan – the balancing feminine light of the council. Keeper of the coinage and holder of the leather purse. Furever at your service what ever you need. Enjoys all types of game play and can bash out a tune or two on the ivories.

  • Patau82

    Always brooding over the background sim on behalf of the Canonn, Cmdr Monkey D Luffy brings a solid grasp of what is needed to keep our faction on the straight and narrow. Also flies a mean combat ship, allegedly.

  • Captain Rebuy

    Doesn’t get out in the black as much as he should on account of a constant drive to revisit the insurance office. Has an allergy to using big ships for anything except long-distance travel.

  • RedWizzard

    Invited to hide out on Varati after the great UA heist of 3301, RedWizzard stumbled into a Council meeting one day and has been pretending to belong ever since… for the free biscuits.

  • Starbeaver

    Starbeaver – Head of Departments & Events Support. Professional Space-Bum. Enjoys Exploration & Curries.

The Council are assisted by the Department Heads, each responsible for different aspects of the group.
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