This is a crashed Anaconda and temporary outpost found in HIP 83003 on planet 6 a. It has three uplinks, plus a datapoint that give encoded data materials. There are manufactured materials scattered around (all low grade). These messages are a part of the Survival Tips Series.

While visiting the system check out the many Biological Points of Interest in the system, they include Luminous Anemones.

Messages:

SURVIVAL TIPS 9/11

Tip 77:

Whatever you do don’t go crazy and start talking to yourself, or worse start making a vid series of survival tips when you clearly have no clue what you’re talking about. I mean. seriously dude, you’re nuts.

What do you think is going to happen here?

Don’t give me that look.

Hey come back here l’m talking to you.

*sigh* That guy is driving me crazy.

SURVIVAL TIPS 10/11

Tip 38:

This might be your first crash, it_might be, say, your 46th, not to be too specific about it, but learn from a pro. You can’t use domestic appliances to repair your thruster manifolds.

It turns out all that does is make a lot of smoke and a very loud bang. Not to mention the hull breach in the engine compartment.

Who knew, right?

SURVIVAL TIPS 11/11

Tip 8:

A rookie mistake that a lot of first time crashers fall into is mixing up the water supply with the urine disposal system. Colour code that bad boy.

I’m serious! That stuff has a wicked after taste that just doesn’t go away.

Originally reported via a forum post by CMDR John Stoutbeard.

Subsequently the listening posts that were supposed to lead to this wreck were found in Swoilz XR-W c4-31, Swoilz TU-R b10-2 and Swoilz TZ-R b10-4.